March 2012
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for my ICT class i have to think up 4 pieces of advice that parents should give to their kids i got stuck and i found myself on dr.phil’s website “dealing with sibling rivalry”
February 2012
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“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned...”
– John Green, Paper Towns
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butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH BELLY DANCER (aka my brother) the only time i will say this to you: HUG ME BROTHA
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"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
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our new source of heat is our blow dryer my sister and i take turns blow drying our feet and yes she forced me to blog about this until we find our camera and take pics
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demycrawley:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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